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【赛后贴】今日NBA常规赛，国王176-175战胜快船。

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双方关键球员数据：

国王：福克斯42分5篮板12助攻5抢断，蒙克45分2篮板6助攻，萨博尼斯20分10篮板4助攻，基根-穆雷15分3篮板2助攻2抢断1盖帽，巴恩斯11分6篮板2助攻2抢断，许尔特11分4篮板3助攻2抢断，莱尔斯10分2篮板2抢断，梅图8分9篮板2抢断，戴维恩-米切尔8分1篮板3助攻1抢断。

快船：莱昂纳德44分4篮板4助攻3抢断2盖帽，乔治34分10篮板5助攻1抢断1盖帽，威斯布鲁克17分5篮板14助攻1抢断，鲍威尔24分3助攻，巴图姆19分8篮板2助攻，曼恩10分3篮板4助攻，戈登8分1篮板2助攻，普拉姆利10分10篮板4助攻1抢断，小莫里斯9分1篮板1助攻1抢断。

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[–]ThunderFungi89 816 points 2 hours ago

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS GAME

雷霆球迷：此球只应天上有，人间能得几回闻？

[–]LakersJayveesac 136 points 2 hours ago

Better than the All Star game

湖人球迷：这比全明星可好看多了！

[–]HeatMiaCannons 93 points 2 hours ago

Not a very high bar tbh

热火球迷：拿个玩具车跟兰博基尼比，你可真行！

[–][BKN] Mikal BridgesPadulsky21 1220 points 2 hours ago

No go back, give us 3OT

篮网球迷：不要结束，我们还想看三加时！

[–]AustraliaAydanOfHouseCock 391 points 2 hours ago

As a neutral that was easily the best game of the season

澳大利亚球迷：作为中立球迷，我说这是本赛季的最佳比赛，没毛病吧？

[–]KingsWHY-IS-INTERNET 76 points an hour ago

Australians can’t be neutral

国王球迷：你们谈中立，呵呵

[–]LakersVencrest 518 points 2 hours ago

MICROWAVE MONK WAS COOKING TONIGHT

湖人球迷：蒙克蒙克，攻无不克！

[–]Lakersblackmambamens 70 points 2 hours ago

i love him so much. only bright spot on our squad last year

湖人球迷：多招人稀罕呐，他是我们去年后卫线上仅有的亮点！

[–]KingsPrimaryAccording9162 130 points 2 hours ago

MONK IS THE KING’S BEST SIGNING IN A DECADE

国王球迷：蒙克是国王队十年来最佳签约！

[–]LakersTallanoGoldDigger 44 points 2 hours ago

Monk gonna get himself a fat bag in the offseason

湖人球迷：休赛期蒙克得准备个大袋子用来装钱！

[–]WarriorsBern5X 1696 points an hour ago

Insane load management coming after this game

勇士球迷：本场负荷过大，必须管理一下！

[–]Timberwolvescoolycooly 1034 points an hour ago

Kawhi is going to take the next month off

森林狼球迷：如果要给这个管理加上一个期限，可能是一个月！

[–][CHI] Taj GibsonPrancingDonkey 271 points an hour ago

Meanwhile Fox looks like he"s ready to run a marathon despite playing b2b.

公牛球迷：看看福克斯，棒小伙刚打完背靠背比赛，还能再跑个马拉松！

[–]Felekin 60 points 2 hours ago

Fox in fake all star game:0

Fox in real all star game:42

So be real

球迷：假全明星上福克斯0分，真全明星上福克斯42分。全明星也该动真格的！

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[–]Supersonicsfetuswut 162 points 2 hours ago

Mason Plumlee is a basketball terrorist

超音速球迷：他普拉姆利什么的都去打NBA，他能打吗？他打不了，他没有那个能力！

[–]Mavericksactual_yellow_bag 75 points 2 hours ago

Lue with those trashcan lineups in the second OTshit

独行侠球迷：卢给第二个加时排的什么垃圾阵容，不配赢！

[–]Supersonicsfetuswut 55 points 2 hours ago

Westbrook fouled out and PG on minute restriction was the moment I knew they were fucked

超音速球迷：威少六犯毕业，泡椒时间受限，快船肯定玩完！

[–]Kingsshortcake182 3 points an hour ago

Good for westbrook! glad we got the win tho!

国王球迷：威少首秀放光芒，但是胜利归国王！

[–]Jazzmusicnothing 105 points an hour ago

Everyone’s clowning him for the 7 turnovers but 14 assists is p good

爵士球迷：每个人都在喷威少的7次失误，却没人夸他的14次助攻。

[–]Trjntpt 21 points an hour ago

They scored 175man. He’s gonna get assists lol.

球迷：全队砍下175分，他当然能刷到助攻了。

[–]Thunderbrianpaulandaya 34 points an hour ago

So why doesn"t anyone else on the Clippers have double digit assists?

雷霆球迷：那快船队怎么没有别人能助攻上双呢？

[–]Trjntpt 3 points an hour ago

They weren’t the starting point guard

球迷：他们又不是首发控卫！

[–]teamweed420 14 points an hour ago

Because they were passing to the other team

球迷：难道不是因为他们把球传给对手了吗？

[–]ThunderMediocre_Peanut7615 10 points an hour ago

He played really well tonight and it was his debut. People are still finding a way to blame him lol. Nobody that watched this game can say he played bad and be honest.

雷霆球迷：威少本场打得很好了，而且这还是加入快船的第一场比赛。居然还有人要找角度喷他，看了比赛的人都不会说他打得不好。

[–]NBAmrdilldozer [score hidden] 47 minutes ago

You also need to acount for the fact that if he scored 100 there would still be Lakers fans saying he sucked because they can"t deal with the fact that that their no shooter lineup made no fucking sense. The dude isn"t worth a max anymore, but it doesn"t mean that the Lakers didn"t waste their entire season with a stupid-ass roster.

NBA球迷：你要知道，就算威少砍下100分，湖蜜还是会喷他，因为他们解决不了球队没有射手的问题。威少是不值顶薪了，但是湖人现在的战绩都是因为之前的阵容太垃圾。

[–][OKC] Nate RobinsonYodudewhatsupmanbruh 12 points an hour ago

Incoming Lakers flairs.

Bros, he"s off your team. Let the man live for gods sake.

雷霆球迷：威少已走，请湖蜜高抬贵手！

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